Nah, NOT "SLEEK BLACK BEAUTY"! It's a DARTRA. Can only be a DARTRA!
It may be black, that's true. I disagree with "Sleek"; sleek suggests speed. I drove a pseudoDart (Scamp) for years. Darts and the concept of speed are not compatible. It's one or the other with this model.
You guys already named her, "Sleek black beauty"; Dodger references are not relevant-you're Bostonian, she's black not blue, etc... But what about DARTagnian? IF you get another one, Dartagain, especially if it's rusty enough to look like a sweater [cardigan].